@carlockric (Taken with instagram)
You know what I just remembered?
When I was a kid my family was at a museum and there was stuff about Lincoln. I thought he sounded pretty cool so I asked my parents what party he was (by age 7 or 8 I was a republican).
My parents told me he was a republican, and I was proud, but then they told…
You’re welcome. Why is this legal? #RyanReynolds #meltingrightnow (Taken with instagram)
Chillin out, maxin out, relaxin all cool n all with my best friend. (Taken with instagram)
At Ric’s and I can’t sleep because his phone is blowing up from somebody being a creep and his arm is stuck to me. /hot /cannotbreathe (Taken with instagram)
Figure I’ll just let the creepers creep for a minute. Make it easier for them. (Taken with instagram)
— Chuck Palahniuk (via prinsithcunttt, phoenizx) (via the-pilots-wife) (via austin-g-biv) (via allthearchersbowshavebroken)
My mother’s name is Doris.
Doris is getting it ALL the way! LMAOOOO
This will never NOT be funny to me. Doris is popping it like nobody’s business.
look at doris backin it up
twerk that shit doris
This will never not be relevant.
This is one of my favorite gifs EVER. It’s also how I act when there’s a sale.
WE SEE YOU, DORIS!
@Asupahstar
Meanwhile, everyone else in the class of 2012 is passing their senior proj presentations….Noel is on tumblr. (Taken with instagram)